Ticket to Chengdu, China – lots
paying a cab to escort you around and wait for you in between excursions – 400 rmb
ticket into the Panda preserve at Chengdu – 10 rmb
getting to hold a cute cuddly panda cub from cutesville – 1300 rmb
getting pee’d upon by said panda while wearing one’s only pair of jeans three hours prior to boarding a marathon flight back to the states – crippling
handing said jeans off to the good folks at the Half Moon Bay Ritz Carlton in San Fran and telling them to handle with tongs:
Uhmmm, oh yeah and I love my job.